But I digress.
What interests us today, seeing as you ask, is documenting when sporting tattoos go wrong. It is in the news at the moment because of the story that has just emerged of a Richmond fan who was so thrilled with the Tigers’ win in the Grand Final that he got what he thought were the geographical co-ordinates of the club’s home ground tattooed into his right forearm: 37°49’19.9”S 144°59’17.9”E.
Alas, alas, the poor bastard. When his wife put a photo of it on social media, others pointed out that he got a couple of digits wrong and for the rest of his life his arm will be vaunting the virtues of . . . the MCG car park.
Look, it happens.
A scouring of recent news stories talks of the Paraguyan runner who got…