Revenge is a dish best served cold: I’ve never understood that saying. Does it mean revenge is a gazpacho? – a tomato soup that everyone expects to be hot, but it’s actually served chilled, which can be a bit of a shock, especially for sensitive-toothed victims.
And what about that other saying: revenge is sweet. Maybe that means your revenge-gazpacho needs sugar if the tomatoes are unripe – but just a pinch, revenge should never be desserty, it’s a confusing enough dish as it is….