Harsh reality dawns on oil-rich sheiks after throbbingly dull Surf Abu Dhabi Pro opener

Surfer and highest-ranking woman in Trump admin,
Tulsi Gabbard, the champs BFF.

On the same day the Director of National Intelligence
Tulsi Gabbard celebrated Kelly Slater’s fifty-third birthday
online, I present my birthday candle wish list, the Kelly
Slater version.

I wish I could be…