Looking for a man in finance this Valentine’s Day? Trust fund? Six-five? Blue eyes? Form an orderly queue

And Miles isn’t the only fiscal TikTokker. There’s also handsome Seb Dubya, a British city slicker who’s turned the commute from Hamburg (where he lives from Thursday to Monday) to Canary Wharf into an extreme sport.

And there’s Justin Farrance, a dashing, LGTBQ+ junior lawyer at A&O Shearman, who showcases snippets of his glamorous life in finance such as conferences in Budapest, where he schmoozes industry heads wearing a Burberry trench coat….