Surf Dads are the worst people in any lineup except women longboarders!

“I’m not sure how to break it to these delusional
fool dads that their son is not going to be the next John
Florence.”

Surfline killed Surfline Man,
and I’m sure you were thinking it was totally safe
to go back in the water. Surfline Man, so gone!

But I’m afraid I have some very bad…