How to Make the Tequila Cucumber Cocktail

The Aloe Black is the whole package. So much so that it’s almost confusing. It’s like talking to a recently crowned beauty queen who drops in casual conversation that she splits her time between Doctors Without Borders and the Large Hadron Collider. “Sorry, you do what now?” You don’t expect a cocktail this pretty to be this good. You just don’t. 

Not to dwell on the superficial, but look at it: It’s sea-foam green or swimming-pool blue, depending on the light,…