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16. Alright, I need to get my hands on the turkey first. I want some dark meat.
17. Crap, why is Bernie taking all the good meat? SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US.
18. Please pass the turkey to the left. No?
19. Oh, thanks for the gravy, SHAME I HAVE NO FOOD YET.
20.Why are we eating a hot…

