Glen Quartermain: Bring back the thrill of Lilac Hill! Long-lost summer sporting rituals and fun

Big Merv bending like a yogi, beach balls and beer snakes, gold jackets, brown water and a long missed cricket festival.

Summer, it seems, is not as much fun as it used to be on the sporting landscape.

So let’s bring back:

BEER SNAKES & BEACH BALLS

There are dangerous projectiles that should…