Filipe Toledo and the single greatest moment in surfing history!

Once again the USA stamps on the heathens and little people of silly little nations with imperialist certainty.

Round 1 of surfing’s bid for Olympic glory in the books.

Perfunctory, without death or drama.

Teahupo’o (or “Teahupoo’ooo’ooo’oo”, as Shannon Hughes insisted) was…