‘Nudism is the freest state you can be in’

My personal style signifiers are shorts. Any shorts. All year round. I like wearing shorts because: they make me feel like I’m never at work; they make me feel casual and like I’m not taking life too seriously; they feel like the opposite of people who have to dress up in a suit; they make you feel you’re always ready for action, to move fast, to get things done; it annoys and upsets people, especially on cold days. My legs are my only attractive bit so I like to expose them at all…