Nine hours from the big event, there are a bevy of questions that still need answering. Do we go with the white, faux fur jacket on top, or the more traditionally dandy boucle with the sequins? Which of the opulent watches works best with these colors? Are these buttons 14- or 24-karat gold? Usher asks if the diamonds adorning him are lab-grown (they are), and chuckles as he mimes conducting an orchestra before learning the official term “baton.”
The rest of the getup includes a custom…

