Laguna Beach hotel super busted for “unlawfully discouraging public access!”

After Margaret River, the Scimitar of Doom is
retired, cast aside like last night’s prom dress.

We have arrived at Margaret River, home of vibrant
sunsets, succulent vineyards, many sharks, and the dreaded
cut. No, I do not work for the tourism board, why do you ask? The
Scimitar of Doom…