Professional surfers outraged after dating app Tinder introduces filter to weed out little men

“Hi Karolina, I wanted to take a moment to talk to
you about the Philippine Flag…”

I woke up early, this morning, per the usual,
rubbed my eyes, snagged my reading glasses off the nightstand and
fetched my phone, wondering if anything newsworthy had happened in
our surfing sphere. A quick…