Surf instructors cry foul after California court rules beach yoga classes “protected speech”

“Tinder just declared war on short kings…”

As students of professional surfing know, for
every Jordy Smith there are five Jett Schillings. Li’l micro men
who easily become obscured from view in an un-mowed meadow.
Surfing, of course, and especially its professional varietal,
prizes a low…