It’s the end of a long day. You’ve been thinking about bed since lunchtime. Now it’s there, right in front of you: soft, silky pillows; the room lit by the warm glow of a sunset lamp; soporific lavender spritzed over crisp sheets. And then you spot the person you love the most clambering under your cloud-like quilt and the realisation sets in: there will once again be snoring and overheating — and possibly worse …
The idea that your partner is to blame for a night…

