Daniel Craig and Robert Pattinson Dressed Like They’re on a Workplace Sitcom We’d Love to See

Picture this: James Bond and Edward Cullen walk into an office. Bond (or, OK, fine, Daniel Craig) is an uptight middle manager; Edward (still just Edward to me) is his disheveled, ne’er-do-well underling. Antics ensue. Laughs are had. Friends are made along the way. Who wouldn’t binge this show on a sleepy Sunday afternoon, seltzer in hand, pizza rolls browning in the oven? Paramount Plus, my direct deposit is open.

That’s the 22-episode season that immediately flashed before my eyes…