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The SurfStitch cadaver set to be picked over by sportswear giant Nike.

The once set-to-be-iconic and make-a-billionaire-out-of-anyone-who-had-a-piece-of-it online retailer SurfStitch has hit new lows with Nike taking it to court for what is, in context,…