My Monster-Truck Clogs Can Go Everywhere Your Birkenstocks Shouldn’t

For a couple years now I’ve been hyping Bedrock Sandals’ Mountain Clogs with the cheery relentlessness of a grindset influencer. I’ve pitched them to editors who might be in a position to pay me to write about them, and to passersby on the street who might be in a position to buy a pair themselves. And now, I’m pitching my offroad footwear obsession to you.

Bedrock started as a side project in 2011, when its founders began making sandals by hand in California. You can still buy their…