“I would go out to Jaws with pills, crush ‘em up, snort ‘em, and go back surfing Jaws”

“I look over and he’s whipped his penis out and he’s driving me along to the beach masturbating alongside a kid in a school uniform.”

The 1988 world champion of surfing, Barton Lynch, more known in recent epochs for his oratorical gymkhanas on WSL…