Chances are, this won’t be the first One Battle After Another review you’ve encountered online. But hopefully, it’ll be the last.
Within the broad polis of cinema, there is a vaunted pantheon of “remote drop movies” – the kind of films that, if you were to encounter while flipping through television channels, you’d (as the name suggests) drop the remote until the credits roll. No matter how many times you’ve seen it.
This status is perhaps the most telling honour you…

