A baseball cap can tell you a lot about a person: their favorite sports team, the niche subcultures they subscribe to, or, perhaps, their political leanings. It’s not totally outside of the realm of possibility to deduce where a stranger lives or spends time based solely on the emblem embroidered across their forehead.
Hat reading is not an exact science, but there’s something to be said about the intentionality with which we choose our accessories. (Who knows what my go-to topper, a

