8 Love Letters From Hell, in Honor of Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is this Saturday, and what better way to get into the loving mood than to read some of this century’s most outrageous words of affection, courtesy of your favorite billionaires, dictators, grifters, and more. You’re welcome (or sorry?).

Jeff Bezos to Lauren Sánchez, 2018

Along with those infamous (unpublished) crotch shots, Jeff Bezos’s leaked texts to his now wife, published in the National Enquirer, include the powerful quote, “I…