I’ve been asking Australians to anonymously rate their neighbours. Here’s what I’ve learnt so far | Comedy

Last year I saw my neighbour throw dog poo at a man. It happened while my wife and I were playing catch with a Vortex in a South Yarra park. Yes, we are both 31 years old – thank you for asking.

We saw a lady who lives in an apartment above us approach a man who was waiting for his dog to…