One of my most boomer takes is that pretty much every modern sports uniform is awful. Gradient coloring, nutty patterns, neon hues galore—none of it pleases my eyes more than their traditional, classic-looking predecessors. The best uniforms in sports are the ones you never have to change, like the Celtics’ kelly greens, the Yankees’ pinstripes, or North Carolina’s white basketball jerseys. A team constantly changing its look just means it keeps coming up with bad looks.
That being…

