Rivals II: Saddle up for more bonking, perma-tans and riotous Rut-verse action

Straight off the starting blocks, a beautiful blonde with Farah Fawcett flicks, impeccably glossed lips and an enviable golden tan counts down to the broadcast of Sarah Stratton (Emily Atack) and journalist Beattie Johnson’s new show ‘Uncensored’. They are a vision of riotous, high-glamour 80s with shoulder pads and big hair. ‘Tonight we’ll tell you the stories…