In the pantheon of impossible-to-get hype objects, the new Audemars Piguet x Swatch Royal Pop pocket watch has already entered rarefied territory. Over launch weekend, social media feeds filled with overnight campouts, mall-security interventions, store closures, and resale listings that ballooned to many multiples of retail before most people had even seen one in person.
For GQ readers, the obvious question remains: How exactly are you supposed to get one?
The good news is that if you…

