Ferran Torres Won the Haircut World Cup, Too

I’m not alone in saying that last night’s World Cup final was boring. With so few shots on goal and Argentinian players playing kick-to-kick in the biggest match of their lives, you can’t blame me for turning my attention to the players’ hair. Specifically, as Ferran Torres speared one over the head of the keeper, I had two thoughts. One was: Jesus, finally someone remembered where the net is. And the other was, That’s a real nice haircut.

Turns out…