What does your favourite fictional school say about you?

For years, the great and the gilded have turned to Tatler for everything they need to know about the best schools in the country. But deciding whether to educate your future Duke or Duchess at Eton or Marlborough is child’s play compared to surviving these fictional schools, where one wrong move could leave you beheaded by a fashion-forward teleportation machine or facing off with a demon headmaster on the day of graduation.

For some prospective students, the dark academic delights of Hampden…