“What does a vampire actually need to know from a watch?” I hear you ask. Well, it would depend on whether it’s day or night, presumably, given the stakes. How much blood is left in reserve? Should there be some sort of consumption limit? Whether legibility even matters during the hours when the wearer is, ideally, asleep in a box.
It’s something we might discuss down the pub watching the footy, but Ishihara treats every one of these issues the way he would treat a brief from Grand…

