‘Digger,’ Tom Cruise’s Comeback Vehicle, Is Haunted by the Ghost of the Old Tom Cruise

Digger stars Cruise in its titular role: Digger Rockwell, a Southern-fried oilman with George W. Bush’s accent, big prosthetic jowls, and a bigger personality. He’s the type of guy who will happily compare a large crack in the polar ice shelf to the size of his own penis, the sort of man who has no friends and treats his family with indifference at best—saving all his affection for a Mr. Bigglesworth–esque cat that is not at but halfway through death’s door. The kind of person who…