Though HR is for suckers and losers, our great President is generously affording you—his most loyal Boot-lickers and Subordinates—an opportunity to make your voices heard. Think of this survey as a cognitive test, but for your brain. While filling it out, please abide by President Trump’s personal code of conduct: be honest, be thoughtful, be unbiased. And don’t fall asleep on the job!
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